📊 Hayden's Rating Methodology
There’s a system. Sort of.
How I Rate Movies
- 0.5–1 star: This movie should not have been made. I wish I could go back in time and unwatch this.
- 1.5–2 stars: Not great — I won’t watch it again or recommend it to friends.
- 2.5 stars: It is a movie that exists.
- 3–3.5 stars: Solid flick — I can recommend it without feeling shame.
- 4–4.5 stars: Loved it.
- 5 stars: Reserved for something truly special. I will bother you until you watch this movie.